Naked pool parties, swinger weekends, and motel-room mischief—Secrets Hideaway in Orlando brings the heat (and the nudity), but it’s not exactly five-star.
If you’re craving an uninhibited weekend where pool parties, playrooms, and people-watching collide in one semi-chaotic, fully naked vortex of pleasure, Secrets Hideaway in Kissimmee, Florida (near Orlando), might be your kind of chaos. Don’t let the motel-y first impression fool you – behind those weathered walls is a full-on lifestyle circus with something for every level of curiosity, kink, and clothing optionality. It’s Orlando’s Disney-style adult playground – just don’t expect Mickey. Unless he’s into hot tubs, pasties, and pineapple-themed keychains.
We dish on all this and more plus give lots of questionable newbie advice on the Vanilla Swingers podcast.
Secrets Hideaway Review 🍒🍒🍒🍒
🚗 Distance – 30 min from downtown Orlando (Kissimmee, FL)
🕒 Hours –
- Pool Bar
Mon-Fri – 11am-2am
Sat-Sun – 9am-2am - Nightclub
Tues – 10pm-2am
Thurs-Sat – 9pm-2am - Playrooms (dungeon hours vary)
Mon-Thurs-7:30pm-2am
Fri-Sat – 11am-4am
Sunday – 11am-2am
💲 Night Pricing – Nightly entry fees required even if you stay overnight. Plus you still have to pay membership.
- 👧🏻👦🏻 Couple – membership: $50/mo, $270/6 mos, $480/yr
Mon, Wed – $10
Tues – $15
Thu, Sun – $25
Friday – $40
Saturday – $50 - 👦🏻 Single Male – membership: $169/mo, $954/6 mos, $1680/yr
Mon, Wed, Thu – $99
Tuesday – $15
Fri – Sat – $199
Sunday – $150 - 👧🏻 Single Female – membership: $25/mo, $120/6 mos, $180/yr
Monday – $5
Wed – FREE
Tues-Sun – $15
💲☀️ Day Pass – Membership required – see above. Hours: 11am – 5pm
- 👧🏻👦🏻 Couple
Mon-Thur $10
Fri-Sun $35 - 👦🏻 Single Male
Mon-Sun $99 - 👧🏻 Single Female
Mon-Thur – $5
Fri-Sat – $10
Sunday – $15
🏨 Accommodations – $120-$420/night
👀 First Impressions – From the outside, Secrets gives strong “Ramada-turned-raunchy” vibes – think strip mall facade, not tropical resort. But check your expectations (and your pants) at the door. Inside, you’re met with an anything-goes energy, friendly staff who know the drill, and a whole lot of bodies ready to mingle. First-timers get the royal treatment: a walk-through, a rules rundown, and a nudge to let go and have some fun. Kudos to the staff for a friendly welcome!
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🎟️ Inside Tour – Checking into Secrets Hideaway for the first time? Think “lifestyle summer camp meets motel block party.” Once you make it past the gated entrance and get wristbanded up, you’ll find yourself inside a buzzing compound of low-rise buildings, winding walkways, and a whole lotta skin.
The resort is made up of multiple motel-style buildings circling the action — the pool, courtyard, playrooms, and nightclub. Rooms open up to the outside, so don’t be surprised if you spot a couple walking past in nothing but a towel (or less). During the day, guests roam the grounds in bathing suits, lingerie, body paint, or full birthday suits, sipping drinks, chatting up strangers, and playing a game of “are we about to flirt or just borrow your pool float?”
You’ll spot open-air courtyards where people mingle, mini hot tubs tucked between buildings, and towel-clad bodies heading toward the playrooms after dark. At night, the crowd funnels toward Club Secret — the on-site nightclub — where theme parties, grinding, and eye contact-fueled invitations are the norm.
It’s clothing-optional 24/7, so expect a mix of confidence, curiosity, and cheeky vibes. And yes, the vibe is bold – but also surprisingly welcoming for newbies.
PRO TIP: Get your bearings early. The layout isn’t intuitive, especially at night when things heat up and the crowd thickens. But hey, getting a little lost in the nude jungle is part of the charm.
💦 Pool – Secrets’ courtyard pool is the center of daytime shenanigans. It’s clothing-optional and always buzzing with chatter, drinks, and suggestive glances. Don’t expect a spa-style soak – this is more party-in-the-deep-end than pamper-me-luxury. Two hot tubs stay warm even when the vibes don’t, and they’re often the scene for late-night exhibitionism. Pool-facing rooms get loud, so don’t expect early bedtimes. Oh, and bring sunscreen. Naked sunburns are not sexy.
Secrets absolutely allows outdoor play, and it happens early and often. Threesomes pop up poolside, blowjobs happen in plain view, and a whole lot of naked or topless bodies enjoy the sunshine. The courtyard pool is very much a watch, admire, flirt, and sometimes participate zone.
🎵 DJ/Bar – The onsite nightclub serves up loud music, wild dancing, and overpriced drinks. Bag checks and fluctuating drink fees mean pregaming in your room is your best move. The dance floor is high energy, the crowd mixed (20s to 60s), and the themes range from neon to naughty. The real party? Happens after the bars close. Room doors open, chalk signs go up, and sex spills back into the courtyard.
🍒 Playrooms – Now for the main event. Secrets doesn’t skimp on the sexier side of things. The playrooms are expansive, dimly lit, and very much nude-required. You can bring a towel or robe (they don’t supply them), but lingerie has to come off. Completely off. There are beds, couches, swings, and even a group space in the center where it’s not uncommon to see a full-blown orgy by midnight. Single men sometimes linger, but the staff seems to keep it respectful. Don’t be shy – if you’re having sex in public, people will watch.
Oh, and there’s a dungeon. Yes, with a capital D. Complete with a dungeon master, spanking benches, and an intro class for curious newbies. Many claim it’s the most well-run part of the whole resort.
⭐PRO TIPS – You get out what you put in. Leave your door open (literally), toss a tray of shots on the table, or hang out near the hot tub to meet people. Wear something playful for the themes, bring a camping chair for courtyard mingling, and be open to conversation. Don’t overthink it. Want action? Flirt, connect, and communicate. Want a chill voyeur weekend? That’s on the menu too.
🏨 Accommodations – Rooms are hit or miss. Some are surprisingly spacious with mirrors, open windows for voyeur fun, and even chalkboards to signal your intentions. Others… definite motel vibes. It’s part of the charm, right? You can get a good room, just prepare to roll the dice. The vibe leans more retro motel than resort. But if you want convenience and instant access to the action, staying onsite is the way to go.
No two stays at Secrets are the same, literally. Since every unit is privately owned and decorated, rooms range from the mundane and functional to full-blown fantasy. You might end up in the Prince Tribute Suite with its moody LED lights, the woodsy Treehouse Suite, or even an Egyptian Suite straight out of a Pharaoh’s fever dream. The decor can be quirky, luxe, or straight-up weird, so if aesthetics matter to you, browse the photos before you book.
🔥 Vibe check – Secrets is many things – chic is not one of them. But it doesn’t have to be. It’s just the right amount of kitschy. The crowd skews diverse in age and body type, with a strong showing of friendly regulars and a solid number of newbies trying things on for size (sometimes literally). ICandy parties bring the younger dirty vanillas, if you’re looking for the young crowd. The nude vibe is strong during the day, and while it can feel more Hedonism than high-end, that’s kind of the point.
✅ Should you go? – If you’re down for a party-first, polish-later lifestyle scene that doesn’t take itself too seriously, Secrets will welcome you with open arms and open doors. Come with a sense of adventure (and a robe). Skip it if you’re expecting luxury, silence, or spa service. But if you’re ready to get naked, get flirty, and maybe get lucky? Secrets delivers.
Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!
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Secrets Hideaway: Orlando’s lifestyle motel turned adult playground with nude pool parties, BYOB drinks, weekend DJs, and playroom fun.
Swinger Lingo (check Swinger Dictionary for more!)
Swingers club: The playground of pleasure, where fantasies come to life and every night is a tantalizing adventure. A dedicated venue where individuals or couples within the swinging community gather to socialize, explore their sexuality, and engage in consensual sexual activities with other like-minded individuals.
Playroom: The adult’s version of a candy store, where toys, tools, and tantalizing treats await – because who says pleasure is just for kids? A designated space within a swinger’s venue equipped with various toys, equipment, and furnishings for sexual exploration and enjoyment.
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