{"id":11350,"date":"2025-07-18T23:29:46","date_gmt":"2025-07-18T23:29:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/?p=11350"},"modified":"2025-12-11T02:34:55","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T02:34:55","slug":"naughty-nawlins-review-2025-we-came-we-saw-we-came-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/naughty-nawlins-review-2025-we-came-we-saw-we-came-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Naughty N\u2019awlins Review 2025: Is It Really Worth the Hype?"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11350\" class=\"elementor elementor-11350\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8f188d8 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"8f188d8\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bb027e9 bg-border e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"bb027e9\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e50d29f main-head e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e50d29f\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4edbeba elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"4edbeba\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-heading-title{padding:0;margin:0;line-height:1}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title[class*=elementor-size-]>a{color:inherit;font-size:inherit;line-height:inherit}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-small{font-size:15px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-medium{font-size:19px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-large{font-size:29px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xl{font-size:39px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xxl{font-size:59px}<\/style><h1 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Naughty N\u2019awlins Review 2025: Is It Really Worth the Hype?<\/h1>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a436bcb main-head e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"a436bcb\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8102b5f elementor-widget-mobile__width-inherit elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"8102b5f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h5 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">New Swinger Podcast | <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/naughty-nawlins-review-2025-is-it-really-worth-the-hype\/id1734698162?i=1000718541517\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Apple<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/episode\/6OCKKdJU0qDl3ALWkbkLwX?si=383d6d84c14343f1\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Spotify<\/a><\/h5>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ce2b002 spotifyplayer elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"ce2b002\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<iframe data-testid=\"embed-iframe\" style=\"border-radius:12px\" data-src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/6OCKKdJU0qDl3ALWkbkLwX?utm_source=generator\" width=\"100%\" height=\"352\" frameBorder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"1\"><\/iframe>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e65d9ce elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"e65d9ce\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-stacked .elementor-drop-cap{background-color:#69727d;color:#fff}.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-framed .elementor-drop-cap{color:#69727d;border:3px solid;background-color:transparent}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap{margin-top:8px}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap-letter{width:1em;height:1em}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap{float:left;text-align:center;line-height:1;font-size:50px}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<p>We came, we saw, we fell hard for Naughty N\u2019awlins. From foam parties to an entire playfloor, this wild hotel takeover turned us from cruise loyalists into full-blown Team Naughty. Here&#8217;s our juicy recap.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-fb8885b elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"fb8885b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h5 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">By: <u>Kat Swings<\/u><\/h5>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6a3eef highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"c6a3eef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-160b516 elementor-position-left elementor-vertical-align-middle elementor-mobile-position-left elementor-view-default elementor-widget elementor-widget-icon-box\" data-id=\"160b516\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"icon-box.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<link rel=\"stylesheet\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/elementor\/css\/custom-widget-icon-box.min.css?ver=1766267327\">\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-wrapper\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-icon\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/ultimate-guide-to-naughty-nawlins-2025-go-hard-or-go-home-part-2\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"elementor-icon elementor-animation-\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n\t\t\t\t<svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-comment-dots\" viewBox=\"0 0 512 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M256 32C114.6 32 0 125.1 0 240c0 49.6 21.4 95 57 130.7C44.5 421.1 2.7 466 2.2 466.5c-2.2 2.3-2.8 5.7-1.5 8.7S4.8 480 8 480c66.3 0 116-31.8 140.6-51.4 32.7 12.3 69 19.4 107.4 19.4 141.4 0 256-93.1 256-208S397.4 32 256 32zM128 272c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32z\"><\/path><\/svg>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-content\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-icon-box-title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/ultimate-guide-to-naughty-nawlins-2025-go-hard-or-go-home-part-2\/\" target=\"_blank\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPSST! Don't Miss!\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"elementor-icon-box-description\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tNaughty Nawlins Review Part 2\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7d2076c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7d2076c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"402\" data-end=\"913\">Naughty N\u2019awlins is<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> the biggest hotel takeover<\/span> swinger convention in the U.S. &#8211; and possibly the wildest. Held annually in the sweltering heat of New Orleans summer, it\u2019s 5 days and 4 nights of nonstop seminars, foam parties, hotel playrooms, and themed ballroom blowouts. Think of it as the ultimate sex-positive carnival, where the beads are optional, but the body glitter is not. It\u2019s been going strong for 26 years and draws thousands of lifestyle lovers from around the world.<\/p><p data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"1246\">We\u2019ll be honest &#8211; we were skeptics. We\u2019re Bliss Cruise loyalists. Three cruises in a single year kind of loyal. But Naughty? Naughty knocked our socks (<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>and my panties<\/em><\/span>) off. They seduced us with Bourbon Street bar takeovers, wild themed ballroom parties, and even a Sexual Freedom Parade through the French Quarter &#8211; attended by the friendliest damn crowd we\u2019ve ever seen. Bliss is a relaxing vacation. Naughty is a non-stop <em data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1211\">party<\/em>. And now? <strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">We\u2019re 100% Team Naughty<\/span><\/strong> \ud83d\ude08<\/p><p><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">Join Kat &amp; Leo as they review Naughty N&#8217;awlins and tell-all in this can\u2019t-miss episode of the<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #000000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration-line: underline;\">Vanilla Swingers podcast<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b19b4eb elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"b19b4eb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-image{text-align:center}.elementor-widget-image a{display:inline-block}.elementor-widget-image a img[src$=\".svg\"]{width:48px}.elementor-widget-image img{vertical-align:middle;display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-ultimate-naughty-nawlins-review.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11570\" alt=\"Naughty Nawlins Review 2025 Vanilla Swingers Podcast\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-ultimate-naughty-nawlins-review.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-ultimate-naughty-nawlins-review-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-ultimate-naughty-nawlins-review-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-ultimate-naughty-nawlins-review-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-ultimate-naughty-nawlins-review-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-ultimate-naughty-nawlins-review-430x430.png 430w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-ultimate-naughty-nawlins-review-220x220.png 220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-783ebec highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"783ebec\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-eeaab29 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"eeaab29\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\n\ud83d\udcb8 Pricing? What's the All-In Cost?<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1cc226a elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"1cc226a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"421\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: normal;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><b>\ud83d\udcb2<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px; font-weight: bold;\">\ud83c\udf9f\ufe0f<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px; font-weight: bold;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #061020; letter-spacing: -0.025em; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Convention Pass<\/span><\/h4><p data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"421\">Let\u2019s get one thing straight &#8211; Naughty N\u2019awlins is an absolute steal. Like, if you broke this down into a per-orgasm cost, it would be the best ROI in the lifestyle game. Seriously!\u00a0<span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">Here\u2019s the breakdown:<\/span><\/p><ul data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"677\"><li data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"537\"><p data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"537\">$799 per couple for Wednesday\u2013Sunday (highly recommend &#8211;\u00a0<em data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"536\">you\u2019ll want ALL 4 nights<\/em>)<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"677\"><p data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"677\">$749 per couple for Thursday\u2013Sunday (fine if you can\u2019t get away as long, but I\u2019m telling you now &#8211;\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"676\">you\u2019ll regret missing Wednesday!<\/em><\/span>)<\/p><\/li><\/ul><p data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"1012\">And just FYI. If you choose the Thurs\u2013Sun package, you\u2019ll be staying at the NOPSI or Saint, not the Astor, aka not quite Grand Central Swinger Station. It\u2019s still fun (great pool party vibes and it&#8217;s the home of BDSM\/kink and the 4000 sq ft Dungeon), but it doesn\u2019t quite hit the same crazy circus magic as the Astor lobby, where spontaneous makeout sessions and giggle-fits happen next to the concierge.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6635235 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"6635235\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1113\" height=\"772\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-map.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11374 lazyload\" alt=\"Naughty Nawlins hotel map\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-map.png 1113w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-map-300x208.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-map-1024x710.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-map-768x533.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1113px) 100vw, 1113px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1113px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1113\/772;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dd4173 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"5dd4173\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div data-id=\"0174722\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\"><div><h4 data-start=\"1746\" data-end=\"1801\">\ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\udecf\ufe0f Hotel Costs<\/h4><p data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1403\">Now let\u2019s talk hotels. We stayed Tuesday\u2013Sunday (because\u00a0 we&#8217;re extra AF \ud83c\udf89) and paid $1,200 total, taxes and fees included, for 5 nights at the Astor. That works out to about $220 a night, with shoulder dates like Tuesday and Sunday coming in a little cheaper. And y\u2019all\u2026 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">this is <em data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1336\">prime real estate<\/em>\u00a0on Canal and Bourbon<\/span>, during one of the wildest weeks of the year.<\/p><p data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1471\">So, for $2,000 total (that\u2019s hotel + Naughty passes), you get:<\/p><ul data-start=\"1472\" data-end=\"1744\"><li data-start=\"1472\" data-end=\"1526\"><p data-start=\"1474\" data-end=\"1526\">5 days of non-stop parties, playrooms, and poolside ogling<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1472\" data-end=\"1526\"><p data-start=\"1474\" data-end=\"1526\">A room with a mini-fridge for all your naughty snacks and chilled champagne<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1669\"><p data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1669\">Access to dozens of sex-ed workshops and kink-curious sessions<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1670\" data-end=\"1744\"><p data-start=\"1672\" data-end=\"1744\">And non-stop people watching that&#8217;ll ruin vanilla hotels for you forever<\/p><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-13ea7b1 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"13ea7b1\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1230\" height=\"793\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-popeyes-vanilla-swingers.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11559 lazyload\" alt=\"Naughty Nawlins Popeyes\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-popeyes-vanilla-swingers.jpg 1230w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-popeyes-vanilla-swingers-300x193.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-popeyes-vanilla-swingers-1024x660.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-popeyes-vanilla-swingers-768x495.jpg 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1230px) 100vw, 1230px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1230px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1230\/793;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a132f15 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"a132f15\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\"><h4 style=\"white-space-collapse: collapse; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(153, 153, 153);\">Kat runs on sweet tea (and Popeyes)<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Gloock; font-size: 24px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: 0px; white-space-collapse: preserve; text-align: start; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><\/span><\/h4><\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8106a15 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"8106a15\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0174722 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor ce-animation-start\" data-id=\"0174722\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\"><h4>\ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\uded2 Add-Ons<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4><div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><ul data-start=\"1803\" data-end=\"2508\"><li data-start=\"1803\" data-end=\"2105\"><p data-start=\"1805\" data-end=\"2105\">Liquor &#8211; You\u00a0<em data-start=\"1821\" data-end=\"1828\">could<\/em>\u00a0rack up a big bar tab at the Astor and NOPSI bars\u2026 or you could grab booze at CVS across the street and pregame like the thrifty legends we are. Or pick up one of those tourist-trap yardarm frozen daiquiris on Bourbon Street and sip your sins slowly.<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2106\" data-end=\"2508\"><p data-start=\"2108\" data-end=\"2184\">Food &#8211; Keep it cute and cheap like us with our holy grail of NOLA eats:<\/p><ul data-start=\"2187\" data-end=\"2508\"><li data-start=\"2187\" data-end=\"2275\"><p data-start=\"2189\" data-end=\"2275\">Popeyes (3 blocks away\u2014don\u2019t judge, you\u2019ll thank me after dancing for six hours)<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2278\" data-end=\"2316\"><p data-start=\"2280\" data-end=\"2316\">Krystal for post-party sliders<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2319\" data-end=\"2417\"><p data-start=\"2321\" data-end=\"2417\">Cereal and milk in the room each morning because sometimes your body needs carbs, not cock<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2420\" data-end=\"2508\"><p data-start=\"2422\" data-end=\"2508\">Or splurge at the Blue Bayou next door for gumbo, jambalaya, poboys and other Cajun magic<\/p><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><p data-start=\"2510\" data-end=\"2650\">Basically, you can do Naughty on a shoestring\u2026 or splurge and do it bougie-style. Either way, you\u2019re getting WAYYYY more than you paid for.<\/p><\/div><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a5ebae5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"a5ebae5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1008\" height=\"723\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/astor-crowne-plaza-naughty-nawlins.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11375 lazyload\" alt=\"Astor Crowne Plaza Naughty Nawlins street view\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/astor-crowne-plaza-naughty-nawlins.png 1008w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/astor-crowne-plaza-naughty-nawlins-300x215.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/astor-crowne-plaza-naughty-nawlins-768x551.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1008px) 100vw, 1008px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1008px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1008\/723;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-840389d elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"840389d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\"><h4 style=\"white-space-collapse: collapse; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(153, 153, 153);\">Astor Crowne Plaza - Naughty\u2019s Grand Central Station<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Gloock; font-size: 24px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: 0px; white-space-collapse: preserve; text-align: start; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><\/span><\/h4><\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4320d94 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"4320d94\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udff0 Hotels - Which is Best For Me?<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b9d0064 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b9d0064\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0174722 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor ce-animation-start\" data-id=\"0174722\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\"><h4 class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0174722 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor ce-animation-start\" data-id=\"0174722\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\ud83d\udccd The Astor Crowne Plaza<\/h4><div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><p data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"960\">The Astor Crowne Plaza is the heart, soul, and very sticky dance floor of Naughty N\u2019awlins. With around 700 rooms and a full building takeover, this place transforms from a stuffy, bougie Bourbon Street-adjacent business hotel into a lingerie-laced, lube-slicked pleasure dome in less than 24 hours. We were there to witness the evolution in real time:<\/p><ul data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"1304\"><li data-start=\"962\" data-end=\"1053\"><p data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"1053\">Tuesday night? The lobby was calm, cool, and full of unsuspecting vanilla tourists.<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1054\" data-end=\"1304\"><p data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1304\">By Wednesday? Security guards were checking <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">our purple Naughty lanyards<\/span>, the staff had stopped making eye contact, and half-naked people were lounging across every piece of lobby furniture like sexy gremlins after midnight. It was glorious.<\/p><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4a27c28 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"4a27c28\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"906\" height=\"792\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/astor-crown-plaza-naughty-lobby.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11363 lazyload\" alt=\"Astor Crowne Plaza Naughty Nawlins lobby\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/astor-crown-plaza-naughty-lobby.png 906w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/astor-crown-plaza-naughty-lobby-300x262.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/astor-crown-plaza-naughty-lobby-768x671.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 906px) 100vw, 906px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 906px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 906\/792;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-dd29f4d elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"dd29f4d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\"><h4 style=\"white-space-collapse: collapse; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(153, 153, 153);\">Astor Lobby - Naughty\u2019s hottest watering hole<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Gloock; font-size: 24px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: 0px; white-space-collapse: preserve; text-align: start; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><\/span><\/h4><\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-de91c8d elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"de91c8d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0174722 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor ce-animation-start\" data-id=\"0174722\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\"><div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><p data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1338\">What makes the Astor so special?<\/p><ul data-start=\"1340\" data-end=\"2300\"><li data-start=\"1340\" data-end=\"1541\"><p data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1541\">An entire floor <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">(yep, the entire second floor)<\/span> converted into a massive multi-room playfloor with spaces for group play, dark room thrills, exhibitionists, voyeurs, sybian riders\u2014you name it.<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1542\" data-end=\"1681\"><p data-start=\"1544\" data-end=\"1681\">Another full conference-level floor with seminars, workshops, and vendor booths (hello, custom paddles and vibrating butt plugs).<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1682\" data-end=\"1866\"><p data-start=\"1684\" data-end=\"1866\">At night, that conference space turns into themed party central\u2014two massive ballrooms on opposite ends bumping with EDM, disco, pop, and the wildest crowd this side of Studio 54 (looking at you Rockin&#8217; Ronnie \ud83c\udfa7\ud83d\udd7a).<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1867\" data-end=\"2081\"><p data-start=\"1869\" data-end=\"2081\">And let\u2019s not forget location &#8211; it\u2019s smack dab on Canal and Bourbon. Yes, you can literally stumble out of a group sex orgy, grab a frozen daiquiri, and be flashing beads on Bourbon Street 60 seconds later.<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2082\" data-end=\"2300\"><p data-start=\"2084\" data-end=\"2300\">Popeyes is 3 blocks away for post-play fried chicken, and CVS is across the street for pregame booze runs. Fridge in every room = cereal in the morning, wine spritzers at night. Your fantasy, your budget.<\/p><\/li><\/ul><p style=\"margin-bottom: 0px;\" data-start=\"2302\" data-end=\"2508\">In short &#8211; if you want to be in the eye of the sexy storm, Astor is where it\u2019s at. Yes, it&#8217;s loud. Yes, it\u2019s chaotic. Yes, the elevators take forever (sneaking into the service elevator was fun lol!). But if you ain&#8217;t into that\u2026 why are you at Naughty?<\/p><\/div><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f1e55ca elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"f1e55ca\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1067\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/nopsi-hotel-naughty-exterior.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11365 lazyload\" alt=\"Nopsi Hotel Naughty Nawlins street view\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/nopsi-hotel-naughty-exterior.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/nopsi-hotel-naughty-exterior-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/nopsi-hotel-naughty-exterior-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/nopsi-hotel-naughty-exterior-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/nopsi-hotel-naughty-exterior-1536x1024.jpg 1536w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1600px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1600\/1067;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e7ca2f5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"e7ca2f5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\"><h4 style=\"white-space-collapse: collapse; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(153, 153, 153);\">Nopsi  Hotel - Naughty\u2019s upscale, dungeon cousin<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Gloock; font-size: 24px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: 0px; white-space-collapse: preserve; text-align: start; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><\/span><\/h4><\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4d1d104 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"4d1d104\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div data-id=\"0174722\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\"><h4><b>\ud83d\udccd <\/b>NOPSI (Classy Cousin with a Rooftop Pool)<\/h4><div><p data-start=\"2570\" data-end=\"2843\">With 200 rooms, NOPSI is the sexy, polished sibling to the Astor\u2019s glitter-covered chaos goblin. It joined the Naughty N\u2019awlins takeover universe just a couple years ago, replacing the AC and Saint as the second full-hotel lifestyle venue and it brought its A-game:<\/p><ul data-start=\"2845\" data-end=\"3195\"><li data-start=\"2845\" data-end=\"3031\"><p data-start=\"2847\" data-end=\"3031\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Massive rooftop pool<\/span> (read: <em data-start=\"2879\" data-end=\"2904\">actual pool party vibes<\/em>), where the daily Naughty pool parties rage in style. Topless only, DJ pumping, and lots of bodies getting \u201caccidentally\u201d wet.<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"3032\" data-end=\"3195\"><p data-start=\"3034\" data-end=\"3195\">Newer, sleeker conference rooms host several workshops and seminars, plus an enormous dungeon-style playroom setup for those ready to get kinky under violet lights.<\/p><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-54cb24d elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"54cb24d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"533\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/nopsi-hotel-naughty-rooftop-pool.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11377 lazyload\" alt=\"Nopsi Hotel Naughty Nawlins rooftop pool\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/nopsi-hotel-naughty-rooftop-pool.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/nopsi-hotel-naughty-rooftop-pool-300x160.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/nopsi-hotel-naughty-rooftop-pool-768x409.jpg 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1000px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1000\/533;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0a48995 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"0a48995\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\"><h4 style=\"white-space-collapse: collapse; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(153, 153, 153);\">Nopsi  Rooftop Pool - Day drinking and DJ parties<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Gloock; font-size: 24px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: 0px; white-space-collapse: preserve; text-align: start; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><\/span><\/h4><\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-58b7b44 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"58b7b44\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0174722 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor ce-animation-start\" data-id=\"0174722\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\ud83d\udccd The Saint (Overflow with a Side of Vanilla)<\/h4><div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><p data-start=\"4080\" data-end=\"4364\">Okay, now let\u2019s talk The Saint. This one\u2019s the stepsibling of the Naughty family &#8211; it\u2019s an overflow hotel\u2026 but it\u2019s mixed with vanilla folks. Which could potentially make for a few awkward elevator rides, no naked lobby lounges, and the minor possibility of running into someone&#8217;s confused grandma.<\/p><p data-start=\"4366\" data-end=\"4630\">Is it convenient? Sure. It&#8217;s close by, and it gives more people access to Naughty. The more, the merrier! But do we recommend staying there? If it&#8217;s the only way to get to Naughty, then you bet your sweet \ud83c\udf51! Otherwise, we&#8217;d personally opt for the Astor or NOPSI and book early like a seasoned slut.<\/p><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e097f15 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e097f15\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e2f4f06 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"e2f4f06\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"423\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/saint-hotel-naughty-street-view.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11373 lazyload\" alt=\"Saint Hotel Naughty Nawlins street view\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/saint-hotel-naughty-street-view.jpg 610w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/saint-hotel-naughty-street-view-300x208.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 610px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 610\/423;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e6678e4 highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e6678e4\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8aa1bf2 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"8aa1bf2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\u2600\ufe0f Pool Parties - Skinny Dipping &amp; Day Drinking<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6c9860d elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"6c9860d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"378\">Think Naughty N\u2019awlins only gets wild after dark? Think again. The daytime pool scene is a whole mood &#8211; chill and naked at the Astor, or DJ-fueled topless chaos up on the NOPSI rooftop.<\/p><p data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"869\">The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Astor<\/span> pool is a tiny 3rd-floor hideaway that\u2019s<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> fully nude and open 24\/7<\/span>. No hot tub, no DJ, but plenty of mellow music, sun, and sass. We stayed on that floor and got a daily parade of towel-clad partygoers passing by our extra door. It was like living next to a very sexy splash zone. The vibe? Super relaxed. A little older, a little flirty, and never too crowded. Perfect way to end an all-night play marathon with a bit of skinny dipping at 3am.<\/p><p data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1468\">Now, the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">NOPSI<\/span> rooftop pool is a different beast. Big pool, full bar, and a DJ dropping beats by noon. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">It\u2019s topless-only and totally packed<\/span> &#8211; think splashy grind sessions, wall-to-wall sun-kissed bodies, and frozen daiquiris in both hands.\u00a0 Some couples even book NOPSI <em data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1441\">just<\/em> for this daily pool party.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-383de47 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"383de47\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1500\" height=\"1000\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-daytime-bar-takeover.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11385 lazyload\" alt=\"Naughty Nawlins daytime bar takeover\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-daytime-bar-takeover.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-daytime-bar-takeover-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-daytime-bar-takeover-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-daytime-bar-takeover-768x512.jpg 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1500\/1000;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-66e76c9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"66e76c9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udf79 Bourbon Street Daytime Bar Takeovers<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b2e36bb elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b2e36bb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"244\" data-end=\"494\">Think Bourbon Street is just for tourists? Think again. During Naughty N\u2019awlins, 15 bars across the French Quarter get taken over by lanyard-wearing libertines twice a day\u2014noon and 3pm\u2014and transform into our very own debaucherous playgrounds.<\/p><p data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"827\">From the live band energy at <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Famous Door<\/span>, to the flirty Day 1 meet-n-greet at <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Drinkery<\/span>, each bar offered its own vibe, its own soundtrack, and plenty of chances to make new&#8230; playmates.<\/p><p data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"1269\">And then came the legend: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Beach Foam Party<\/span>, hosted by none other than <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Rockin\u2019 Ronnie<\/span> \ud83c\udfa7\ud83c\udfa4 (legendary swinger DJ extraordinaire and former king of <em data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"951\">Studio 54 <\/em>\ud83d\udc51). Foam flew, music blasted, girls got fully nude on stage and shook it like their room keys depended on it. Pro tip? You don\u2019t even need to get foamy to enjoy it &#8211; there\u2019s plenty of room to dance outside the splash zone. That said, why weren\u2019t the hot guys up there shaking their bits? Equal opportunity nudity, please.<\/p><p data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1584\">Later in the week, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Swamp<\/span> hosts a foam party part deux, just as wild, and maybe even wetter. Other Naughty-exclusive spots include <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Razzoo<\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Bourbon Heat<\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Fetiche<\/span>, a swanky cigar bar, and even Larry Flint&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Hustler Club<\/span>, all open just for us. It\u2019s like being a Bourbon Street tourist\u2014but surrounded by your own kinky tribe. Yay!<\/p><p data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1754\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Bottom line? These day parties are the social glue of the event. No dress code, no pressure, just pure, sweaty, half-naked fun. Don&#8217;t skip &#8217;em. 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Don't Miss!\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"elementor-icon-box-description\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tNaughty Nawlins vs. Bliss Cruise\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ef26594 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"ef26594\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ee9031a elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"ee9031a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1318\" height=\"909\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Naughty-Nawlins-nighttime-themed-parties.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11386 lazyload\" alt=\"Naughty Nawlins nighttime themed party\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Naughty-Nawlins-nighttime-themed-parties.png 1318w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Naughty-Nawlins-nighttime-themed-parties-300x207.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Naughty-Nawlins-nighttime-themed-parties-1024x706.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Naughty-Nawlins-nighttime-themed-parties-768x530.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1318px) 100vw, 1318px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1318px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1318\/909;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-28af190 highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"28af190\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1874ff0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"1874ff0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udfad Nighttime Themed Ballroom Blowouts<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-85b6cc0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"85b6cc0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"720\">When the sun goes down at Naughty N\u2019awlins, the real show begins. Every night, the 2nd floor of the Astor transforms into a double-ballroom, high-voltage fever dream of lights, latex, and lanyard-clad legends. There are <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">4 official theme nights<\/span>, and let me tell you &#8211; people go all out. Like <em data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"513\">even more<\/em> than they do on Bliss. Maybe it\u2019s because this is more party than vacation\u2026 or maybe it\u2019s just the magic of Bourbon Street. Either way &#8211; this crowd is dressed to undress, and the creativity is unmatched.<\/p><p data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"1383\">There are 2 massive ballrooms, each with its own DJ and vibe. One pumps high-energy EDM (Kat caught <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">DJ Sunshine\u2019s<\/span> eye\u2026 call me \ud83d\udcde\ud83d\ude09), while the other plays a crowd-pleasing mix of pop, hip hop, and throwbacks that\u2019ll have you screaming \u201cMr. Brightside\u201d at the top of your lungs The rooms are just a short hallway apart\u2014less than 100 feet\u2014so people bounce between them all night. That corridor? A nonstop runway of eye candy and chaotic flirtation. As for the themes? Absolute fire.<\/p><ul data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"2854\"><li data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1700\"><p data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1700\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Fetish Night<\/span><\/strong> is always a crowd favorite. Think leather, chains, harnesses, corsets, and all things dark and delicious. It\u2019s the one night everyone agrees on &#8211; <em data-start=\"1584\" data-end=\"1628\">black, tight, and unapologetically filthy.<\/em> The energy? Smoldering. Everyone looks hot. Even the air feels kinkier.<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1704\" data-end=\"2217\"><p data-start=\"1706\" data-end=\"2217\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Masquerade Mardi Gras Ball<\/span><\/strong> is the grand finale &#8211; and you <em data-start=\"1765\" data-end=\"1771\">feel<\/em> it. A swirl of purple, gold, and green, masks, glitter body paint, or free to be as sexy or creative as you choose. We wore our silver rave outfits instead &#8211; because after 4 days of themes, we were running low on costume changes. Still fit right in. Moral of the story? Just be sexy and have fun. No one\u2019s judging if your theme interpretation is more \u201chot\u201d than \u201caccurate.\u201d<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2219\" data-end=\"2594\"><p data-start=\"2221\" data-end=\"2594\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Carnival\/Circus Night <\/span><\/strong>was straight-up visual chaos. We saw lions, lion tamers, strongmen, clowns, hot dog vendors, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">the most beautiful stilt-walking goddess<\/span> who looked like she floated in from another dimension. A wild kaleidoscope of costumes, colors, and uninhibited joy.<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2596\" data-end=\"2854\"><p data-start=\"2598\" data-end=\"2854\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Running of the Bulls<\/span><\/strong>, was a sea of red and white, channeling their inner Pamplona fantasy. Admittedly, we <em data-start=\"2743\" data-end=\"2769\">missed this one entirely<\/em> because we were caught up in an MFF threesome back in our room. Oops. Priorities, people.<\/p><\/li><\/ul><p data-start=\"2856\" data-end=\"3145\">What makes these parties so magical isn\u2019t just the themes or the DJs. It\u2019s the freedom. The playfulness. The party. The fact that you can walk in wearing a chainmail bikini or just a feather boa and be greeted with smiles and compliments. Everyone is there to connect, dance, flirt, and feel fabulous.<\/p><p data-start=\"3147\" data-end=\"3469\">So don\u2019t stress about having the perfect outfit &#8211; just show up, dress up, and let loose. This is your permission slip to shine, to shake it, and to make memories in sequins and thigh-high boots. And if you need a break from dancing? Just walk that party hallway a few times. You might end up with a new friend. Or three.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-801c3e6 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"801c3e6\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"361\" height=\"640\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-seminars-e1752878401287.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11404 lazyload\" alt=\"Naughty Nawlins Yapp App Seminars sample\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 361px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 361\/640;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d549c35 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"d549c35\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udf93 Seminars, Workshops & Kinky Education<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bf808f0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"bf808f0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"709\">One of the most unexpectedly delightful parts of Naughty N\u2019awlins? The workshops and seminars. Naughty had the most varied, creative, and downright fascinating workshop lineup we\u2019ve ever seen. It felt like enrolling in a 4-day, full-credit crash course in kink.<\/p><p data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"1149\">Unlike Bliss Cruise, where most of the juicy, hands-on workshops come with a price tag and a waitlist, Naughty keeps nearly everything free. Open to everyone. And well-attended, too. Like, get-there-early-or-sit-on-the-floor kind of attended.<\/p><p data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1480\">We checked out a few and the presenters (ahem) definitely left a lasting impression \ud83d\udc40. Interactive, thoughtful, sexy, and often hilarious.<\/p><p data-start=\"1482\" data-end=\"1518\">You could learn about anything from:<\/p><ul data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"2040\"><li data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"1585\"><p data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1585\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Flirting to F*cking<\/span> \u2013 how to go from small talk to full swap<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1647\"><p data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1647\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Naked Speed Dating<\/span> \u2013 awkward? yes. effective? also yes.<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1648\" data-end=\"1720\"><p data-start=\"1650\" data-end=\"1720\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Rough Sex for Nice Folks<\/span> \u2013 because consent doesn\u2019t cancel out kink<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1721\" data-end=\"1814\"><p data-start=\"1723\" data-end=\"1814\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Unicorn School<\/span> (ladies only) \u2013 how to be one, how to find one<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1815\" data-end=\"1854\"><p data-start=\"1817\" data-end=\"1854\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Intro to Anal<\/span> \u2013 need we say more?<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1921\"><p data-start=\"1857\" data-end=\"1921\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Viagra for Women <\/span>\u2013 yes, it exists, and yes, it\u2019s fascinating<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1922\" data-end=\"2040\"><p data-start=\"1924\" data-end=\"2040\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Sensual Somatic Workshops<\/span> \u2013 think touch, smell, eye gazing, and deeply connecting with strangers (and liking it)<\/p><\/li><\/ul><p data-start=\"2042\" data-end=\"2286\">There were also classes on communication, consent, bisexual exploration, toy demos, tantra, BDSM, and even seminars on emotional health and jealousy in non-monogamous dynamics. Basically, if you had a curiosity, there was a class for it.<\/p><p data-start=\"2635\" data-end=\"3011\">So if you go to Naughty thinking you\u2019ll skip the \u201ceducational stuff\u201d? Don&#8217;t. Pop into one &#8211; or three. Learn something new. Explore something that turns you on or scares you just a little.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a123831 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"a123831\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1500\" height=\"1000\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-playroom2.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11384 lazyload\" alt=\"Naughty Nawlins playroom floor\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-playroom2.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-playroom2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-playroom2-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-playroom2-768x512.jpg 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1500\/1000;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8fd424a elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"8fd424a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udf51 Playroom Paradise: 2nd-Floor Fantasy Land<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e8fab97 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"e8fab97\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"251\" data-end=\"629\">On the 2nd floor of the Astor, Naughty N\u2019awlins transforms what used to be bland, boring conference rooms into a sprawling playground of pleasure. It\u2019s a full-floor takeover &#8211; think breezy sheer curtains, moody lighting, soft music, and an undeniable harem-style vibe. You can almost hear the walls whispering, <em data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"629\">\u201cOh, the things we\u2019ve seen\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p><p data-start=\"631\" data-end=\"881\">What we loved most? The care that went into the space. It didn\u2019t feel like some last-minute mattress dump &#8211; it felt intentional, sensual, and straight-up seductive. The rooms were clean, inviting, and the energy was pure \u201cyes, and\u2026\u201d consent-fueled fun.<\/p><p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Giant Group Room<\/span><\/strong>: Over 50 beds. No walls, no shame &#8211; an open playground for all.<\/p><p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Semi-Private Pods<\/span><\/strong>: Silk curtains let you dip your toe into voyeurism or exhibitionism.<\/p><p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Dark Room<\/span><\/strong>: Pitch-black for the bold. Enter at your own risk.<\/p><p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Plus-One Room<\/span><\/strong>: For those into mostly BBC-curious adventures. Vetted single dudes looking to fulfill MFM and hotwife fantasies.<\/p><p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Theater-Style Exhibition Lounge<\/span><\/strong>: Sit and watch in theater seating or join the show.<\/p><p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Toy Room<\/span><\/strong>: Complete with Sybian, MotoBunny, Hitachi wands, and toys galore. (Kat is still sad she didn&#8217;t take the Sybian for a spin!)<\/p><p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Bi Room<\/span><\/strong>: Full-time space celebrating bisexual connection and play.<\/p><p>Every room is proudly staffed, cleaned between uses, and thoughtfully designed to ensure consent, hygiene, and playfulness. Sheets are swapped, surfaces sanitized, and towels handed out &#8211; all by purple-shirted Ambassadors (you guys were the GOAT \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c) there to support without prying.<\/p><p>Oh, the stories those walls will whisper about come Monday morning\u2026<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-450b3ab elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"450b3ab\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1078\" height=\"806\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-nopsi-dungeon-1.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11453 lazyload\" alt=\"Naughty Nawlins dungeon Nopsi Hotel\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-nopsi-dungeon-1.png 1078w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-nopsi-dungeon-1-300x224.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-nopsi-dungeon-1-1024x766.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-nopsi-dungeon-1-768x574.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1078px) 100vw, 1078px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1078px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1078\/806;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e8eb88c elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"e8eb88c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udd17 NOPSI Dungeon: 4,000 sq ft of Kinky Bliss<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-837caa9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"837caa9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"610\">If the Astor playrooms are all about sensual seduction, the NOPSI dungeon is where things get dark, dirty, and delightfully deviant. Tucked inside the NOPSI Hotel, this newly expanded sprawling 4,000 sq foot dungeon is a newer addition to Naughty N\u2019awlins &#8211; and it&#8217;s already become a favorite for kinksters and the kink-curious alike.<\/p><p data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"991\">This space is beautifully curated, dimly lit, and packed with more fetish furniture and kink gear than you can shake a riding crop at. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Suspension rigs, spanking benches, St. Andrew\u2019s crosses<\/span>, and specialty bondage setups are just the beginning. It\u2019s an immersive, fully staffed experience &#8211; whether you\u2019re there to observe, participate, or simply wander and soak in the energy.<\/p><p data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1438\">One of the best parts of the dungeon is its mix of education and exploration. Every Thursday night from 9:30\u201311:30pm, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">the space hosts a \u201ctasting night\u201d<\/span> &#8211; a sampler platter of kink experiences led by seasoned educators. Stations are set up for everything from rope play and flogging to violet wands, CBT, and sensory experimentation. Perfect for newbies dipping a toe into the darker side of desire.<\/p><p data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1438\">Whether you&#8217;re a seasoned Domme, a curious submissive, or a wide-eyed newbie wondering what that contraption does, the NOPSI dungeon is a must-visit. It\u2019s Naughty\u2019s darker, kinkier heartbeat\u2014and it\u2019s pulsing with possibility.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3b85308 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"3b85308\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"920\" height=\"806\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-speakeasy.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11454 lazyload\" alt=\"Naughty Nawlins DJ Sunshine speakeasy vibes\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-speakeasy.jpg 920w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-speakeasy-300x263.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/naughty-nawlins-speakeasy-768x673.jpg 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 920px) 100vw, 920px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 920px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 920\/806;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2a1cdc7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"2a1cdc7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udfb6 Not-So-Secret Speakeasy<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-61f84ab elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"61f84ab\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"610\">Did you stumble into the Speakeasy? Tucked away on the Astor&#8217;s 4th floor and buzzing until 4am, this new Naughty addition was the after-hours hotspot of 2025. With surprise DJ sets by DJ Sunshine, AEFX, Illist Rich, Justin-Time, and a killer debut from Call Me Al, the energy was off the charts. It might be called a \u201cSpeakeasy,\u201d but let\u2019s be real &#8211; it\u2019s no longer a secret. Perfect after-hours place to mix, mingle, party and dance&#8230; and maybe find a play partner to bring back to your room.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-72a8da5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"72a8da5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Naughty-Nawlins-2025-badge-lanyard2-2.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11563 lazyload\" alt=\"Naughty Nawlins badge lanyard Vanilla Swingers\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Naughty-Nawlins-2025-badge-lanyard2-2.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Naughty-Nawlins-2025-badge-lanyard2-2-225x300.jpg 225w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 480px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 480\/640;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-65638d9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"65638d9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f The People & Vibe: A Kaleidoscope of Sexy<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1c4bada elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"1c4bada\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"585\">The real magic of Naughty N\u2019awlins? The people. Flirty, fun-loving, and wildly welcoming, this is a crowd that knows how to party. Compared to Bliss, the vibe skews younger &#8211; and looser &#8211; probably because it\u2019s a third of the cost and doesn\u2019t require a full week off. Plenty of young parents popped in for just the weekend. And that\u2019s totally fine &#8211; Naughty makes space for it all.<\/p><p data-start=\"587\" data-end=\"835\">The age range runs 20 to 80, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">but the sweet spot is 35 to 45<\/span>. It\u2019s a true kaleidoscope of bodies, backgrounds, and desires &#8211; every shape, every size, every color, every kind of sexy. No need to fit a mold. At Naughty, <em data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"835\">you already belong.<\/em><\/p><p data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"1064\">This is sexual freedom on parade, and the only requirement is showing up as your authentic self. Whether you\u2019re a silver fox, a soft-spoken newbie, a stretch-marked queen, or a glitter-drenched unicorn &#8211; there\u2019s room for you.<\/p><p data-start=\"1066\" data-end=\"1122\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Small, tall, big, little, old, young&#8230; come be you.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-81fc8de elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"81fc8de\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"905\" height=\"557\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/bob-naughty-nawlins-3.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11409 lazyload\" alt=\"Naughty Nawlins founder Bob Hannaford\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/bob-naughty-nawlins-3.png 905w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/bob-naughty-nawlins-3-300x185.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/bob-naughty-nawlins-3-768x473.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 905px) 100vw, 905px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 905px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 905\/557;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-941d87e elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"941d87e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udc51 The Maestro: Blue-Haired Bob<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-923fac8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"923fac8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"900\">At the heart of Naughty N\u2019awlins is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Bob Hannaford &#8211; founder, CEO<\/span>, and the blue-haired legend \u00a0behind the mayhem. Since the early 2000s, Bob\u2019s been blending swinging, kink, and fetish into one bold, sex-positive experience. He moved the event to the Astor in 2003, survived Katrina, launched the Sexual Freedom Parade, and never stopped evolving or expanding what Naughty could be.<\/p><p data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"1295\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">His mission? Sexual freedom for all. Consent-first, fiercely inclusive, and always a little outrageous, just like him. You might spot Bob breezing by in a flash of electric blue \ud83d\udc99, but make no mistake &#8211; his playful spirit is infused into every foam-soaked party, every sensual seminar, every glowy-curtained playroom. He built the playground, and the rest of us just get to have fun in it.<\/p><p data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"1295\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">We avoided a personal meet-up this time to keep impressions raw and our review unfiltered<\/span>. But the moment we saw him from afar at the Beach Foam Party, rocking that Smurf-blue hair and owning the crowd, we knew &#8211; he\u2019s our kind of people. Next time, we&#8217;ll make sure to say hi.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c404838 spotifyplayer elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"c404838\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<iframe data-testid=\"embed-iframe\" style=\"border-radius:12px\" data-src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/2d9b17SOOdAtOjby5QvBki?utm_source=generator\" width=\"100%\" height=\"352\" frameBorder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"1\"><\/iframe>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3c98ff0 highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"3c98ff0\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7539feb elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"7539feb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-column .elementor-spacer-inner{height:var(--spacer-size)}.e-con{--container-widget-width:100%}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer{width:var(--container-widget-width,var(--spacer-size));--align-self:var(--container-widget-align-self,initial);--flex-shrink:0}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container{height:100%;width:100%}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer{height:100%}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer>.elementor-spacer-inner,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer>.elementor-spacer-inner{height:var(--container-widget-height,var(--spacer-size))}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty{position:relative;min-height:22px;min-width:22px}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty .elementor-widget-empty-icon,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty .elementor-widget-empty-icon{position:absolute;top:0;bottom:0;left:0;right:0;margin:auto;padding:0;width:22px;height:22px}<\/style>\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c3b6ccc elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"c3b6ccc\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated <strong>swingers podcast<\/strong> for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb8a5ca e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"cb8a5ca\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b59a73f elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"b59a73f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/naughty-nawlins-review-2025-is-it-really-worth-the-hype\/id1734698162?i=1000718541517\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"249\" height=\"60\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Untitled-6.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-5921 lazyload\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 249px; 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(Fun, Irreverent, and Maybe Passably Useful)<\/h3>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4708f3b spotifyplayer elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"4708f3b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DpZk5ikuc9I?si=gL3HWo2HCPJ8GWRi\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"1\"><\/iframe>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a1f0051 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"a1f0051\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.naughty-events.com\/cover-naughty-nawlins\">Naughty Nawlins<\/a>: <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The world\u2019s largest swinger takeover, blending Bourbon Street chaos, themed parties, and wild nights in the heart of New Orleans.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ihg.com\/crowneplaza\/hotels\/us\/en\/new-orleans\/msyla\/hoteldetail\">Astor Crowne Plaza<\/a>: <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Historic Bourbon Street hotel and the longtime home of Naughty N\u2019awlins\u2014classic, central, and party-ready.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nopsihotel.com\/\">Nopsi Hotel<\/a>: <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Chic and modern with rooftop vibes &#8211; NOPSI offers a luxe escape just steps from the French Quarter.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thesaintnola.com\/\">Saint Hotel<\/a>: <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sexy, stylish, and a little sinful &#8211; this boutique hotel brings moody glam to Canal Street.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1888bc3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"1888bc3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h3 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Swinger Lingo (check <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/swinger-glossary-dictionary-lingo\/\">Swinger Dictionary<\/a> for more!)<\/h3>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c67cfae elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"c67cfae\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><span style=\"font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Voyeurism<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\">:<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0The art of peeking behind closed doors, where watching becomes the sexiest form of foreplay. 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