{"id":11666,"date":"2025-07-28T18:30:11","date_gmt":"2025-07-28T18:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/?p=11666"},"modified":"2025-12-11T02:35:07","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T02:35:07","slug":"naughty-nawlins-vs-bliss-cruise-ultimate-lifestyle-showdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/naughty-nawlins-vs-bliss-cruise-ultimate-lifestyle-showdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Naughty Nawlins vs. Bliss Cruise: Ultimate Lifestyle Showdown"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11666\" class=\"elementor elementor-11666\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8f188d8 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"8f188d8\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bb027e9 bg-border e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"bb027e9\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e50d29f main-head e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e50d29f\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4edbeba elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"4edbeba\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-heading-title{padding:0;margin:0;line-height:1}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title[class*=elementor-size-]>a{color:inherit;font-size:inherit;line-height:inherit}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-small{font-size:15px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-medium{font-size:19px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-large{font-size:29px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xl{font-size:39px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xxl{font-size:59px}<\/style><h1 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Naughty Nawlins vs. Bliss Cruise: Ultimate Lifestyle Showdown<\/h1>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a436bcb main-head e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"a436bcb\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8102b5f elementor-widget-mobile__width-inherit elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"8102b5f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h5 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">New Swinger Podcast | <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/naughty-nawlins-review-2025-is-it-really-worth-the-hype\/id1734698162?i=1000718541517\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Apple<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/episode\/6OCKKdJU0qDl3ALWkbkLwX?si=383d6d84c14343f1\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Spotify<\/a><\/h5>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ce2b002 spotifyplayer elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"ce2b002\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<iframe data-testid=\"embed-iframe\" style=\"border-radius:12px\" data-src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/6OCKKdJU0qDl3ALWkbkLwX?utm_source=generator\" width=\"100%\" height=\"352\" frameBorder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"1\"><\/iframe>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e65d9ce elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"e65d9ce\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-stacked .elementor-drop-cap{background-color:#69727d;color:#fff}.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-framed .elementor-drop-cap{color:#69727d;border:3px solid;background-color:transparent}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap{margin-top:8px}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap-letter{width:1em;height:1em}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap{float:left;text-align:center;line-height:1;font-size:50px}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<p>We\u2019ve done both &#8211; Bliss Cruise and Naughty N\u2019awlins. Both are 3000 swingers. One trapped us at sea, the other let us run wild in the streets. Here\u2019s our head-to-head showdown of Naughty vs. Bliss.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-fb8885b elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"fb8885b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h5 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">By: <u>Kat Swings<\/u><\/h5>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6a3eef highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"c6a3eef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7d2076c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7d2076c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1228\">We came, we cruised, we cruised again &#8211; and after doing both Bliss Cruise and Naughty N\u2019awlins, we\u2019ve got a hot take.\u00a0 Naughty wins, for us. Hands (and legs) down.<\/p><p data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1548\">Don\u2019t get us wrong. Bliss is a total bucket list swinger fantasy. Definitely do it once in your lifetime, more if you can afford it. You\u2019re half-naked and completely immersed with 3,000 other lifestyle folks, bouncing between playrooms and pool decks under the stars. But after our deep dive into both events, from the price to the f*ckery, we\u2019re declaring Naughty N\u2019awlins the ultimate swinger experience.\u00a0Here\u2019s the blow-by-blow.<\/p><p><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">Join Kat &amp; Leo as they tackle Part 1 of their review of Naughty N&#8217;awlins and tell-all in this can\u2019t-miss episode of the<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #000000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration-line: underline;\">Vanilla Swingers podcast<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b19b4eb elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"b19b4eb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-image{text-align:center}.elementor-widget-image a{display:inline-block}.elementor-widget-image a img[src$=\".svg\"]{width:48px}.elementor-widget-image img{vertical-align:middle;display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/vanilla-swingers-naughty-vs-bliss.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11689\" alt=\"Bliss Cruise vs Naughty Nawlins by Vanilla Swingers\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/vanilla-swingers-naughty-vs-bliss.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/vanilla-swingers-naughty-vs-bliss-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/vanilla-swingers-naughty-vs-bliss-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/vanilla-swingers-naughty-vs-bliss-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/vanilla-swingers-naughty-vs-bliss-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/vanilla-swingers-naughty-vs-bliss-430x430.jpg 430w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/vanilla-swingers-naughty-vs-bliss-220x220.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-783ebec highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"783ebec\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-eeaab29 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"eeaab29\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udcb2 Price Point: Naughty Wins on Value<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1cc226a elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"1cc226a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"441\">Bliss includes food, yes. But once you factor in $5,000 for the cabin, $1,200 for the drink package (unless you\u2019re smuggling like we did), and $400 for a pre-cruise hotel, you\u2019re looking at a grand total of $7,000\u2013$7,500 for one week of sexy fun at sea.<\/p><p data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"646\">Meanwhile, Naughty N\u2019awlins? $800 for the convention pass, $1,200 for a prime hotel room, and maybe $500 for Popeyes, booze, and some late-night Krystal burgers &#8211; bringing you to around $2,500 total.<\/p><p data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"865\">In other words &#8211; you could go to THREE Naughty N\u2019awlins events for the price of one Bliss Cruise. That\u2019s three rounds of wild, boozy, French Quarter shenanigans with money left over for feathers, fishnets, and fun.<\/p><p data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"945\">\u2705 <strong>Verdict: Bliss is a luxe splurge. Naughty is the budget-friendly banger.<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cf8d5f5 elementor-position-left elementor-vertical-align-middle elementor-mobile-position-left elementor-view-default elementor-widget elementor-widget-icon-box\" data-id=\"cf8d5f5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"icon-box.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<link rel=\"stylesheet\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/elementor\/css\/custom-widget-icon-box.min.css?ver=1766267327\">\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-wrapper\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-icon\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"elementor-icon elementor-animation-\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n\t\t\t\t<svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-comment-dots\" viewBox=\"0 0 512 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M256 32C114.6 32 0 125.1 0 240c0 49.6 21.4 95 57 130.7C44.5 421.1 2.7 466 2.2 466.5c-2.2 2.3-2.8 5.7-1.5 8.7S4.8 480 8 480c66.3 0 116-31.8 140.6-51.4 32.7 12.3 69 19.4 107.4 19.4 141.4 0 256-93.1 256-208S397.4 32 256 32zM128 272c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32z\"><\/path><\/svg>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-content\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-icon-box-title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPSST! Don't Miss!\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"elementor-icon-box-description\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tNaughty Nawlins Review Part 2\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4320d94 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"4320d94\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83e\uddd3\ud83c\udffc Age: Bliss Skews Older, Naughty Feels Younger<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b9d0064 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b9d0064\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"356\">Let\u2019s be clear &#8211; both events welcome all ages, and we saw everything from wide-eyed 25-year-olds to silver foxes in their 70s and 80s. But the overall vibe? Definitely different.<\/p><p data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"750\">On Bliss, the average age range felt like 45\u201355, with a strong showing of experienced, well-established couples. It makes sense &#8211; the trip requires a full week off, international travel, and about $7,000\u2013$7,500 per couple. That\u2019s a big ask for younger swingers, especially if they\u2019ve got limited PTO, kids at home, or just aren\u2019t trying to drain their savings for a sexy cruise.<\/p><p data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"1088\">Naughty N\u2019awlins, on the other hand, felt 10 years younger on average &#8211; we\u2019d peg the sweet spot at 35\u201345. Not only was there more age diversity, but it felt like more attendees were in that millennial\/young Gen X sweet spot: fun, flirty, adventurous, and still able to rage \u2018til 4am without needing ibuprofen and earplugs.<\/p><p data-start=\"1438\" data-end=\"1554\">\u2705 <strong data-start=\"1440\" data-end=\"1554\">Verdict: Naughty leans younger. Bliss leans classic.<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e097f15 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e097f15\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e2f4f06 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"e2f4f06\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"666\" height=\"375\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/brad-pitt-old-young-funny-meme2.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11678 lazyload\" alt=\"Funny Brad Pitt old and young meme\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/brad-pitt-old-young-funny-meme2.jpg 666w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/brad-pitt-old-young-funny-meme2-300x169.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 666px) 100vw, 666px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 666px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 666\/375;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e6678e4 highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e6678e4\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8aa1bf2 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"8aa1bf2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\u26f5\ufe0f Vacation vs. Party: What's Your Vibe?<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6c9860d elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"6c9860d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"2231\" data-end=\"2329\">Let\u2019s call this what it is &#8211; Bliss is a vacation; Naughty is a party.<\/p><p data-start=\"2331\" data-end=\"2603\">On Bliss, you\u2019re pampered. Think poolside margaritas, theme nights dances, vanilla shows to attend, oceanview playrooms, and plenty of island-time naps between makeout sessions. Port days are filled with sunshine, snorkeling, and sipping something fruity before heading back to the ship for more fun. It\u2019s the ultimate swinger vacation fantasy &#8211; part luxury cruise, part naked orgy.<\/p><p data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"535\">Naughty, on the other hand? It\u2019s pure party mode. Sure, there are pool parties and slow sips by the rooftop bar, but that\u2019s just the warm-up. From midday bar takeovers (yes, plural\u2014up to 4\u20136 per day!) to the epic nightly theme parties, Naughty keeps the energy rolling like a Bourbon Street hurricane. And if you\u2019re still standing at 2am? There\u2019s a secret EDM speakeasy where the DJ spins until 4, and the bodies are still grinding. You can pace yourself or dive in headfirst\u2014but if you\u2019re looking for wall-to-wall action, Naughty doesn\u2019t stop \u2018til you do.<\/p><p data-start=\"2605\" data-end=\"2915\"><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">\u2705 <\/span><strong style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\" data-start=\"2919\" data-end=\"3019\">Verdict: Bliss is a lifestyle vacation. Naughty is a choose-your-own-adventure party.<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-28af190 highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"28af190\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ee9031a elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"ee9031a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1536\" height=\"1024\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/bliss-vs-naughty.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11685 lazyload\" alt=\"Bliss vs Naughty\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/bliss-vs-naughty.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/bliss-vs-naughty-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/bliss-vs-naughty-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/bliss-vs-naughty-768x512.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1536px) 100vw, 1536px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1536px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1536\/1024;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1874ff0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"1874ff0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udd01 Repeat Encounters: Naughty Felt Smaller<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-85b6cc0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"85b6cc0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"3094\" data-end=\"3284\">Bliss had over 3,000 people on board (6000 people on the big ships which we love!), so it doesn&#8217;t scream intimate. Everyone\u2019s scattered &#8211; different decks, different dinner times, competing shows and dancefloors. It\u2019s easy to miss people you connect with. Trust. We&#8217;ve had our fair share of missed connections on Bliss.<\/p><p data-start=\"3286\" data-end=\"3534\">At Naughty with the same 3000 people, you run into people again and again. The dance floors are next to each other. The main hotel is compact. If you meet a cute couple on Thursday, you\u2019ll likely see them again Friday. It makes reconnections easier\u2014and that much hotter.<\/p><p data-start=\"3536\" data-end=\"3602\">\u2705 <strong data-start=\"3538\" data-end=\"3602\">Verdict: Naughty felt more intimate, even with 3000+ people.<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e6305c5 elementor-position-left elementor-vertical-align-middle elementor-mobile-position-left elementor-view-default elementor-widget elementor-widget-icon-box\" data-id=\"e6305c5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"icon-box.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-wrapper\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-icon\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/bliss-cruise-review-what-worked-what-flopped-what-got-us-naked\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"elementor-icon elementor-animation-\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n\t\t\t\t<svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-comment-dots\" viewBox=\"0 0 512 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M256 32C114.6 32 0 125.1 0 240c0 49.6 21.4 95 57 130.7C44.5 421.1 2.7 466 2.2 466.5c-2.2 2.3-2.8 5.7-1.5 8.7S4.8 480 8 480c66.3 0 116-31.8 140.6-51.4 32.7 12.3 69 19.4 107.4 19.4 141.4 0 256-93.1 256-208S397.4 32 256 32zM128 272c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32z\"><\/path><\/svg>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-content\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-icon-box-title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/bliss-cruise-review-what-worked-what-flopped-what-got-us-naked\/\" target=\"_blank\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPSST! Don't Miss!\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"elementor-icon-box-description\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tBliss Cruise Review 2025 - Part 1\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d549c35 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"d549c35\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\u23f1\ufe0f Length: Naughty Fits Your Life. Bliss Takes Over Your Life.<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bf808f0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"bf808f0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"2783\" data-end=\"2860\">This is a huge one &#8211; especially for anyone with jobs, kids, or limited PTO.<\/p><p data-start=\"2862\" data-end=\"3154\">Bliss Cruise is a 6\u20137 day sailing. But you should arrive at least a day (or 2) early to avoid missing the boat due to airline delays. So realistically, you\u2019re committing to 8\u20139 full days off. That\u2019s a long haul, and a dealbreaker for many who can\u2019t vanish for that long. Especially on a super secret vacation!<\/p><p data-start=\"3156\" data-end=\"3466\">Naughty N\u2019awlins? You can literally arrive Wednesday and be partying by that night. The event runs 5 days max, and if you\u2019re really short on time, you can just come for the weekend, or even grab a one-day pass. It\u2019s flexible. You can customize it. And your boss might not even notice you\u2019re gone.<\/p><p data-start=\"3468\" data-end=\"3585\">\u2705 <strong data-start=\"3470\" data-end=\"3585\">Verdict: Bliss is a lifestyle sabbatical. Naughty is an extended weekend.<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-de045cb elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"de045cb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"668\" height=\"374\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/time-commitment-funny-meme.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11684 lazyload\" alt=\"time commitment meme\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/time-commitment-funny-meme.jpg 668w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/time-commitment-funny-meme-300x168.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 668px) 100vw, 668px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 668px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 668\/374;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8fd424a elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"8fd424a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udf78 Booze: One\u2019s BYOB. One\u2019s a Smuggling Operation.<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e8fab97 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"e8fab97\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"3652\" data-end=\"3935\">Here\u2019s the deal &#8211; Bliss does not include alcohol. And you can\u2019t just pack your favorite bottle and stroll onto the ship. So unless you\u2019re a liquor ninja (ahem \ud83d\ude07), you\u2019ll need to shell out $600+ per person for a drink package. That\u2019s on top of the $5K+ cruise price.<\/p><p data-start=\"3937\" data-end=\"4238\">Naughty? Bring whatever you want. Stock your hotel mini fridge with champagne from CVS. Hide tequila in your bathtub if you have to. Buy drinks a la carte at the hotel or at the bar takeovers. Pure freedom to drink what you like, when you like, for a hell of a lot less.<\/p><p data-start=\"4240\" data-end=\"4339\">\u2705 <strong data-start=\"4242\" data-end=\"4339\">Verdict: Naughty\u2019s booze policy is a total win for your wallet.<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-abd97b2 elementor-position-left elementor-vertical-align-middle elementor-mobile-position-left elementor-view-default elementor-widget elementor-widget-icon-box\" data-id=\"abd97b2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"icon-box.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-wrapper\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-icon\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/bliss-cruise-face-off-april-vs-november-which-to-book-part-3\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"elementor-icon elementor-animation-\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n\t\t\t\t<svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-comment-dots\" viewBox=\"0 0 512 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M256 32C114.6 32 0 125.1 0 240c0 49.6 21.4 95 57 130.7C44.5 421.1 2.7 466 2.2 466.5c-2.2 2.3-2.8 5.7-1.5 8.7S4.8 480 8 480c66.3 0 116-31.8 140.6-51.4 32.7 12.3 69 19.4 107.4 19.4 141.4 0 256-93.1 256-208S397.4 32 256 32zM128 272c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32z\"><\/path><\/svg>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-content\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-icon-box-title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/bliss-cruise-face-off-april-vs-november-which-to-book-part-3\/\" target=\"_blank\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPSST! Don't Miss!\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"elementor-icon-box-description\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tBliss Cruise Review - November vs April\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e8eb88c elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"e8eb88c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udecf\ufe0f Room Comfort: Cruise Cabin vs. Real Hotel Room<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-837caa9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"837caa9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"4406\" data-end=\"4702\">Bliss cabins are cute &#8211; and honestly, there\u2019s something hot about inviting another couple back to your tight little stateroom. But let\u2019s be real. After a week of playdates, latex, and sweaty theme nights with no access to laundry, those tight quarters start to feel a little claustrophobic.<\/p><p data-start=\"4704\" data-end=\"5024\">Naughty? You\u2019re in a proper hotel room. And at the Astor, they\u2019re spacious, sexy, and perfect for 2-somes, 3-somes, or even a 5-person cuddle puddle if that\u2019s your thing. You\u2019ve got closet space, a bathtub, and room to manueuver, whatever &#8216;maneuvering&#8217; means to you.<\/p><p data-start=\"5026\" data-end=\"5112\">\u2705 <strong data-start=\"5028\" data-end=\"5112\">Verdict: For a weeklong stay? Give us the hotel room with actual square footage.<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-450b3ab elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"450b3ab\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"440\" height=\"640\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/funny-hotel-room-meme-e1753666447209.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11682 lazyload\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 440px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 440\/640;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2a1cdc7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"2a1cdc7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udf66 Vanilla vs. Spice: Immersion vs. Coexistence<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-61f84ab elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"61f84ab\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"6029\" data-end=\"6388\">Bliss wins this one hands down. The moment that gangplank goes up, you are in a fully immersive lifestyle bubble. Everyone is part of it. Every corner of the ship screams sex, connection, and belonging. It\u2019s so all-consuming that stepping off the boat in port and seeing <em data-start=\"6304\" data-end=\"6341\">vanilla tourists without name beads<\/em> can be jarring. You miss your tribe instantly.<\/p><p data-start=\"6390\" data-end=\"6827\">Naughty, meanwhile, throws you into the middle of New Orleans chaos. You\u2019re brushing shoulders with bachelor parties, churchgoers, bachelorette squads, and yes &#8211; a blind convention was happening at the same time as our swinger takeover. It\u2019s funny. It\u2019s weird. Sometimes you forget and walk into Popeyes with your ass hanging out. You adjust. But it\u2019s not the same level of <em data-start=\"6774\" data-end=\"6806\">wrap-you-in-a-lifestyle-cocoon<\/em> that Bliss delivers.<\/p><p data-start=\"6829\" data-end=\"6938\">\u2705 <strong data-start=\"6831\" data-end=\"6938\">Verdict: Bliss is a fully immersive swinger world. Naughty makes you toggle between vanilla and filthy.<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-18affe1 elementor-position-left elementor-vertical-align-middle elementor-mobile-position-left elementor-view-default elementor-widget elementor-widget-icon-box\" data-id=\"18affe1\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"icon-box.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-wrapper\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-icon\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/bliss-cruise-review-what-worked-what-flopped-what-got-us-naked\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"elementor-icon elementor-animation-\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n\t\t\t\t<svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-comment-dots\" viewBox=\"0 0 512 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M256 32C114.6 32 0 125.1 0 240c0 49.6 21.4 95 57 130.7C44.5 421.1 2.7 466 2.2 466.5c-2.2 2.3-2.8 5.7-1.5 8.7S4.8 480 8 480c66.3 0 116-31.8 140.6-51.4 32.7 12.3 69 19.4 107.4 19.4 141.4 0 256-93.1 256-208S397.4 32 256 32zM128 272c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32z\"><\/path><\/svg>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-content\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-icon-box-title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/bliss-cruise-review-what-worked-what-flopped-what-got-us-naked\/\" target=\"_blank\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPSST! Don't Miss!\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"elementor-icon-box-description\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tBliss Cruise Review 2025 - Part 1\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5c8fa83 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"5c8fa83\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udd25 Play Dynamics: Couples Only vs. A Sexy Mixed Bag<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0b1d2f1 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"0b1d2f1\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"525\">Bliss is couples-only, so if you\u2019re into traditional swaps or soft play between pairs, you\u2019ll be right at home. But if you\u2019re craving an MFM threesome or something outside the couple bubble, you\u2019ll need to get creative &#8211; maybe cozy up to an employee (ahem, DJ boy), or find a hall pass couple at a themed meet-up. TBH, we\u2019ve struggled to find the exact dynamic we\u2019re craving on board.<\/p><p data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"892\">Naughty, on the other hand, offers more variety. While still mostly couples, it includes a vetted mix of single men and women, so if that\u2019s your vibe, you\u2019re covered. Plus, you\u2019re in New Orleans, not stuck at sea &#8211; so you can always hop on Feeld and manifest your Cajun threesome dreams. For us, that freedom and flexibility makes Naughty the winner here.<\/p><p data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"892\">\u2705 <strong data-start=\"90\" data-end=\"182\">Verdict: Bliss is for couples who play together. Naughty gives you room to get creative.<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-72a8da5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"72a8da5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"658\" height=\"467\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/threesome-funny-meme.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-11683 lazyload\" alt=\"threesome funny meme\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/threesome-funny-meme.png 658w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/threesome-funny-meme-300x213.png 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 658px) 100vw, 658px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 658px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 658\/467;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-941d87e elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"941d87e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udfc1 Final Thoughts: And the Winner Is...<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-923fac8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"923fac8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"5050\" data-end=\"5154\">We\u2019ll be back on Bliss. No question. Floating in the Caribbean with 3,000 (or 6,000) naked friends? Twist our arms. But when we look at value, energy, flexibility, and party vibes, Naughty N\u2019awlins won our hearts.\u00a0\u2764\ufe0f<\/p><p data-start=\"5263\" data-end=\"5423\">It\u2019s wilder. Looser. A little messier in all the right ways. You\u2019re not confined &#8211; you\u2019re free to explore, roam, and repeat. And that made all the difference.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3c98ff0 highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"3c98ff0\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7539feb elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"7539feb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-column .elementor-spacer-inner{height:var(--spacer-size)}.e-con{--container-widget-width:100%}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer{width:var(--container-widget-width,var(--spacer-size));--align-self:var(--container-widget-align-self,initial);--flex-shrink:0}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container{height:100%;width:100%}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer{height:100%}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer>.elementor-spacer-inner,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer>.elementor-spacer-inner{height:var(--container-widget-height,var(--spacer-size))}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty{position:relative;min-height:22px;min-width:22px}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty .elementor-widget-empty-icon,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty .elementor-widget-empty-icon{position:absolute;top:0;bottom:0;left:0;right:0;margin:auto;padding:0;width:22px;height:22px}<\/style>\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c3b6ccc elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"c3b6ccc\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated <strong>swingers podcast<\/strong> for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb8a5ca e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"cb8a5ca\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b59a73f elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"b59a73f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/naughty-nawlins-review-2025-is-it-really-worth-the-hype\/id1734698162?i=1000718541517\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"249\" height=\"60\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Untitled-6.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-5921 lazyload\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 249px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 249\/60;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d27de66 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"d27de66\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/episode\/6OCKKdJU0qDl3ALWkbkLwX?si=383d6d84c14343f1\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"243\" height=\"60\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Untitled-7.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-5922 lazyload\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 243px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 243\/60;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a26cbe7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"a26cbe7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-335fb2c red-title-content e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"335fb2c\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-49f30c1 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"49f30c1\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h3 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Naughty Links and Extras! (Fun, Irreverent, and Maybe Passably Useful)<\/h3>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a1f0051 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"a1f0051\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.naughty-events.com\/cover-naughty-nawlins\">Naughty Nawlins<\/a>: <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The world\u2019s largest swinger takeover, blending Bourbon Street chaos, themed parties, and wild nights in the heart of New Orleans.<\/span><\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blisscruise.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\">Bliss Cruise<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u2013 NO AFFILIATE LINKS. Buy direct or find a travel agent (same price).<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1888bc3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"1888bc3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h3 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Swinger Lingo (check <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/swinger-glossary-dictionary-lingo\/\">Swinger Dictionary<\/a> for more!)<\/h3>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c67cfae elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"c67cfae\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><span style=\"font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Voyeurism<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\">:<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0The art of peeking behind closed doors, where watching becomes the sexiest form of foreplay. A practice in which individuals derive sexual pleasure from observing others engaging in intimate activities.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8a8857f elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"8a8857f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><span style=\"font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Exhibitionism<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\">:<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0Putting on a show that would make Vegas blush, because why keep all that steamy action to yourself? The act of deriving sexual gratification from exposing one\u2019s own body or engaging in sexual activities in front of others, often for the purpose of arousal or thrill.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8967309 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"8967309\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\">Playroom:<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0The adult\u2019s version of a candy store, where toys, tools, and tantalizing treats await \u2013 because who says pleasure is just for kids? 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