{"id":11869,"date":"2025-07-31T18:36:22","date_gmt":"2025-07-31T18:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/?p=11869"},"modified":"2025-12-11T02:32:35","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T02:32:35","slug":"how-i-learned-to-squirt-and-you-can-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/how-i-learned-to-squirt-and-you-can-too\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Squirt (How I Learned And You Can Too!)"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11869\" class=\"elementor elementor-11869\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8f188d8 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"8f188d8\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bb027e9 bg-border e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"bb027e9\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e50d29f main-head e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e50d29f\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4edbeba elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"4edbeba\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-heading-title{padding:0;margin:0;line-height:1}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title[class*=elementor-size-]>a{color:inherit;font-size:inherit;line-height:inherit}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-small{font-size:15px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-medium{font-size:19px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-large{font-size:29px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xl{font-size:39px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xxl{font-size:59px}<\/style><h1 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">How I Squirt (How I Learned And You Can Too!)<\/h1>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a436bcb main-head e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"a436bcb\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8102b5f elementor-widget-mobile__width-inherit elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"8102b5f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h5 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">New Swinger Podcast | <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/debunking-squirting-myths-is-it-pee-or-not-more-importantly\/id1734698162?i=1000651166684\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Apple<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/episode\/4AFjK9o15peCqOjkHLfOLR?si=000caf0003814dbf\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Spotify<\/a><\/h5>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ce2b002 spotifyplayer elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"ce2b002\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<iframe data-testid=\"embed-iframe\" style=\"border-radius:12px\" data-src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/4AFjK9o15peCqOjkHLfOLR?utm_source=generator\" width=\"100%\" height=\"352\" frameBorder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"1\"><\/iframe>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e65d9ce elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"e65d9ce\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-stacked .elementor-drop-cap{background-color:#69727d;color:#fff}.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-framed .elementor-drop-cap{color:#69727d;border:3px solid;background-color:transparent}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap{margin-top:8px}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap-letter{width:1em;height:1em}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap{float:left;text-align:center;line-height:1;font-size:50px}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<p>I used to think squirting was a myth until one wild night proved me wrong. Here\u2019s exactly how I learned to squirt (and how you can too), step by juicy step.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-fb8885b elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"fb8885b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h5 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">By: <u>Kat Swings<\/u><\/h5>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6a3eef highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"c6a3eef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7d2076c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7d2076c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"145\" data-end=\"476\">Okay people, real talk &#8211; I used to think squirting was one of those porn-only myths. Like, sure, everyone just happens to flood the sheets like a sexy human Super Soaker. But guess what? One night it actually <em data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"367\">happened<\/em> to me (after much practice!). No camera crew, no fake moans &#8211; just me, Leo, and a couple of towels we laid down earlier.\u00a0So if you&#8217;re curious, hopeful, or just downright determined to unlock your inner splash queen, buckle up. Here&#8217;s how I learned to squirt &#8211; <em data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"644\">and yes, you can too.<\/em><\/p><p data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1402\"><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">Don\u2019t forget to check out more newbie swinger advice in our\u00a0<\/span><strong style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration-line: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/\">Vanilla Swingers podcast<\/a><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b19b4eb elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"b19b4eb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-image{text-align:center}.elementor-widget-image a{display:inline-block}.elementor-widget-image a img[src$=\".svg\"]{width:48px}.elementor-widget-image img{vertical-align:middle;display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1379\" height=\"834\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/vanilla-swingers-squirting-secrets-thumbnail.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-9337\" alt=\"Vanilla Swingers Podcast Episode - Squirting Secrets thumbnail\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/vanilla-swingers-squirting-secrets-thumbnail.jpg 1379w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/vanilla-swingers-squirting-secrets-thumbnail-300x181.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/vanilla-swingers-squirting-secrets-thumbnail-1024x619.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/vanilla-swingers-squirting-secrets-thumbnail-768x464.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1379px) 100vw, 1379px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c92c4cd highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"c92c4cd\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-54f740d elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"54f740d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83e\uddfc Step 1: Ditch the Pressure & Embrace the Mess<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c30a28b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"c30a28b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"876\">Let\u2019s start with the mindset, because if you\u2019re clenched up worrying about whether your sheets are safe or if you&#8217;re gonna pee (you\u2019re not), you\u2019re not gonna get anywhere.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">This is your permission slip to:<\/span><\/p><ul data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"1062\"><li data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"973\"><p data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"973\"><strong data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"924\">Hydrate<\/strong> (seriously, drink a glass or two of water before)<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1002\"><p data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1002\"><strong data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1002\">Laugh if it gets weird<\/strong><\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1003\" data-end=\"1062\"><p data-start=\"1005\" data-end=\"1062\"><strong data-start=\"1005\" data-end=\"1026\">Let go of outcome<\/strong> (it\u2019s about pleasure, not pressure)<\/p><\/li><\/ul><p data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1116\">Also, grab a towel. Or puppy pad. Or three. You\u2019ll thank me later.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-415fd3b elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"415fd3b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udd0d Step 2: Find the Damn G-Spot Already<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-493520b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"493520b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1335\">The G-spot is about 1\u20132 inches inside your vagina, on the upper wall, toward your belly button. It feels slightly rougher or ridged, like a little spongey bump.<\/p><p data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1417\"><em data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1417\">It\u2019s not just a button. It\u2019s a zone. A juicy, responsive one.\u00a0<\/em>\ud83c\udf51<\/p><p data-section-id=\"pwlwm1\" data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1441\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Have your partner:<\/span><\/strong><\/p><ul data-start=\"1442\" data-end=\"1633\"><li data-start=\"1442\" data-end=\"1511\"><p data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1511\">Use their middle and ring fingers (because they\u2019re the longest)<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1587\"><p data-start=\"1514\" data-end=\"1587\">Slide them in while you&#8217;re lying on your back with your legs bent or open<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1633\"><p data-start=\"1590\" data-end=\"1633\">Use plenty of lube and go slow at first<\/p><\/li><\/ul>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-783ebec highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"783ebec\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d54234f elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"d54234f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udd90\ufe0f Step 3: \u201cCome Here\u201d Stroke That Changed My Life<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-97b1327 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"97b1327\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"1700\" data-end=\"1808\">Now we get to the magic move. Once your partner\u2019s fingers are inside and curved upward, here\u2019s what they do.<\/p><p data-start=\"1810\" data-end=\"1830\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">\ud83d\udc49 The stroke:<\/span><\/p><ul data-start=\"1831\" data-end=\"2071\"><li data-start=\"1831\" data-end=\"1873\"><p data-start=\"1833\" data-end=\"1873\">Curl fingers in a \u201ccome here\u201d motion<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1945\"><p data-start=\"1876\" data-end=\"1945\">Focus on firm, consistent pressure against the upper vaginal wall<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"1946\" data-end=\"2021\"><p data-start=\"1948\" data-end=\"2021\">Stroke back and forth (think: rhythmic, slow-medium tempo &#8211; not jackhammer). You can also try an up and down stroke<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2022\" data-end=\"2071\"><p data-start=\"2024\" data-end=\"2071\">Don\u2019t go too deep &#8211; it\u2019s about 1\u20132 inches in, max<\/p><\/li><\/ul><p data-start=\"2073\" data-end=\"2160\">It might feel intense, odd, or like you need to pee. That\u2019s normal. Breathe through it.<\/p><p data-start=\"2162\" data-end=\"2328\">PRO TIP<em data-start=\"2162\" data-end=\"2172\">:<\/em> Have your partner hook those fingers upward and stroke as if they&#8217;re massaging your G-spot with intention. Like they\u2019re trying to coax a secret out of you. A secret splash, that is\u00a0\ud83d\udca6<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e6678e4 highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e6678e4\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f58aca5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"f58aca5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\u2728 Step 4: Clit Stimulation = Double Trouble Boost<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1cc226a elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"1cc226a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"2395\" data-end=\"2528\">While those fingers are working your G-spot, you &#8211; or a very generous partner &#8211; can add external clitoral stimulation. This could be:<\/p><ul data-start=\"2529\" data-end=\"2603\"><li data-start=\"2529\" data-end=\"2546\"><p data-start=\"2531\" data-end=\"2546\"><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">\ud83d\udc45\u00a0<\/span>Their tongue<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2547\" data-end=\"2566\"><p data-start=\"2549\" data-end=\"2566\">\ud83c\udf46 Magic Wand vibrator\u00a0<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2567\" data-end=\"2581\"><p data-start=\"2569\" data-end=\"2581\">\u270c Your fingers<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2582\" data-end=\"2603\"><p data-start=\"2584\" data-end=\"2603\">\ud83c\udf00 A well-placed grind<\/p><\/li><\/ul><p data-start=\"2605\" data-end=\"2688\">Trust me, the combo of clit + G-spot is where things get explosive (literally).\u00a0And if your partner\u2014or someone else (wink)\u2014is already down there, they can take on mop-up duty for extra spice. Nothing says \u201cI care\u201d like a tongue-first cleanup crew.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-28af190 highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"28af190\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-006825d elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"006825d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udca6 Step 5: Ride the Wave, Don\u2019t Fight It<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-85b6cc0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"85b6cc0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"2741\" data-end=\"2891\">The moment of truth will feel like a growing, pressure-filled release &#8211; almost like you <em data-start=\"2827\" data-end=\"2835\">really<\/em> have to pee. That\u2019s when most people tense up and stop.<\/p><p data-start=\"2893\" data-end=\"2903\"><strong data-start=\"2893\" data-end=\"2903\">DON\u2019T \ud83d\uded1.<\/strong><\/p><ul data-start=\"2914\" data-end=\"3020\"><li data-start=\"2914\" data-end=\"2930\"><p data-start=\"2916\" data-end=\"2930\">Embrace it and go with it<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2914\" data-end=\"2930\"><p data-start=\"2916\" data-end=\"2930\">Keep breathing<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2931\" data-end=\"2955\"><p data-start=\"2933\" data-end=\"2955\">Let your abs stay soft<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2956\" data-end=\"2980\"><p data-start=\"2958\" data-end=\"2980\">Push <em data-start=\"2963\" data-end=\"2972\">outward<\/em>, gently<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"2981\" data-end=\"3020\"><p data-start=\"2983\" data-end=\"3020\">Trust your body knows what it\u2019s doing<\/p><\/li><\/ul><p data-start=\"3022\" data-end=\"3059\">And then\u2026 whoosh. Cue the floodgates.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">It might be a little dribble. It might be a tidal wave. Either way, it\u2019s real. You did it. You squirted. \ud83c\udf89<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2dc8213 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"2dc8213\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/not-a-squirter-funny-meme.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-13216 lazyload\" alt=\"squirting vs golden shower\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/not-a-squirter-funny-meme.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/not-a-squirter-funny-meme-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/not-a-squirter-funny-meme-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/not-a-squirter-funny-meme-430x430.jpg 430w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/not-a-squirter-funny-meme-220x220.jpg 220w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/500;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-72f9113 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"72f9113\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udcdd Bonus Tips to Make It Even Easier<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b897739 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b897739\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<ul><li data-start=\"3213\" data-end=\"3309\"><p data-start=\"3215\" data-end=\"3309\"><strong data-start=\"3215\" data-end=\"3228\">Angle up:<\/strong> Putting a pillow under your hips can help tilt your pelvis to the perfect angle.<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"3310\" data-end=\"3392\"><p data-start=\"3312\" data-end=\"3392\"><strong data-start=\"3312\" data-end=\"3333\">Use a G-spot toy:<\/strong> Curved wands or glass dildos hit that spot with precision.<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"3393\" data-end=\"3511\"><p data-start=\"3395\" data-end=\"3511\"><strong data-start=\"3395\" data-end=\"3413\">Solo practice:<\/strong> You can absolutely do this on your own &#8211; sometimes easier because there\u2019s zero performance anxiety.<\/p><\/li><li data-start=\"3393\" data-end=\"3511\"><strong>Practice makes perfect:<\/strong>\u00a0It took us <em data-start=\"127\" data-end=\"133\">many<\/em> tries before Leo made me squirt. 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A sexual activity involving stimulation of the genitals using the mouth, tongue, and lips, often referred to as fellatio (for penis) or cunnilingus (for vulva).<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-dafc0bc elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"dafc0bc\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2d0d873 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"2d0d873\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div style=\"flex: 0 1 auto; order: 0; align-self: auto; flex-flow: row; place-content: normal; align-items: normal; gap: normal; --swiper-theme-color: #000; --swiper-navigation-size: 44px; --swiper-pagination-bullet-size: 6px; --swiper-pagination-bullet-horizontal-gap: 6px; --widgets-spacing: 20px 20px; line-height: 32px; max-width: 100%;\" data-id=\"a1f0051\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\"><div style=\"transition: background 0.3s, border 0.3s, border-radius 0.3s, box-shadow 0.3s, transform 0.4s; height: 97px; margin: 0px;\"><p><span style=\"font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\"><b>\u25c0\ufe0f <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/swingers-club-outfits-for-men-ditch-the-cargo-shorts\/\">Previous Blog<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/theporndude-review-2025-guide-to-the-top-porn-sites\/\">Next Blog <\/a>\u25b6\ufe0f<\/b><\/span><\/p><\/div><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-44ab450 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"44ab450\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How I Squirt (How I Learned And You Can Too!) 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