{"id":9233,"date":"2025-06-05T22:08:05","date_gmt":"2025-06-05T22:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/?p=9233"},"modified":"2025-12-11T02:23:39","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T02:23:39","slug":"bliss-cruise-review-smuggled-booze-bent-the-rules-tips-you-can-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/bliss-cruise-review-smuggled-booze-bent-the-rules-tips-you-can-use\/","title":{"rendered":"Bliss Cruise Review: Smuggled Booze, Bent the Rules, Tips You Can Use"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"9233\" class=\"elementor elementor-9233\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8f188d8 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"8f188d8\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bb027e9 bg-border e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"bb027e9\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e50d29f main-head e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e50d29f\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4edbeba elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"4edbeba\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-heading-title{padding:0;margin:0;line-height:1}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title[class*=elementor-size-]>a{color:inherit;font-size:inherit;line-height:inherit}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-small{font-size:15px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-medium{font-size:19px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-large{font-size:29px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xl{font-size:39px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xxl{font-size:59px}<\/style><h1 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Bliss Cruise Review: Smuggled Booze, Bent the Rules, Tips You Can Use<\/h1>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a436bcb main-head e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"a436bcb\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8102b5f elementor-widget-mobile__width-inherit elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"8102b5f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h5 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">New Swinger Podcast | <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/bliss-cruise-2025-what-worked-what-flopped-what-got\/id1734698162?i=1000708396193\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Apple<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/episode\/6dv6N0F7IbmTuVNDhnfsfp?si=fe8c4d07a15b41cb\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Spotify<\/a><\/h5>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ce2b002 spotifyplayer elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"ce2b002\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<iframe style=\"border-radius:12px\" data-src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/6dv6N0F7IbmTuVNDhnfsfp?utm_source=generator\" width=\"100%\" height=\"352\" frameBorder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"1\"><\/iframe>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e65d9ce elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"e65d9ce\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-stacked .elementor-drop-cap{background-color:#69727d;color:#fff}.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-framed .elementor-drop-cap{color:#69727d;border:3px solid;background-color:transparent}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap{margin-top:8px}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap-letter{width:1em;height:1em}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap{float:left;text-align:center;line-height:1;font-size:50px}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<p>Bliss Cruise 2025 brought new owners, a brand-new app, and a whole lot more sexy fun. We\u2019re spilling all the tea on what worked, what flopped, and the wild moments we\u2019ll never forget. Part 1<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-fb8885b elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"fb8885b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h5 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">By: <u>Kat Swings<\/u><\/h5>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6a3eef highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"c6a3eef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7d2076c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7d2076c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"621\">So you booked Bliss. Welcome to the wild, wet, and occasionally wobbly world of swinging on the high seas. If you want to make the most of this floating fantasyland (and avoid rookie mistakes), we\u2019ve got you covered\u2014from the packing list to post-orgy recovery. Here is Part 2 of our Bliss Cruise April review.<\/p><p><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">All this and more in our most recent episode of the <\/span><a style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #000000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration-line: underline;\">Vanilla Swingers podcast<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b19b4eb elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"b19b4eb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-image{text-align:center}.elementor-widget-image a{display:inline-block}.elementor-widget-image a img[src$=\".svg\"]{width:48px}.elementor-widget-image img{vertical-align:middle;display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-bliss-cruise-review-2025.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-9236\" alt=\"Vanilla Swingers Bliss Cruise April Review Part 2\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-bliss-cruise-review-2025.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-bliss-cruise-review-2025-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-bliss-cruise-review-2025-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-bliss-cruise-review-2025-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-bliss-cruise-review-2025-430x430.png 430w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/instagram-vanilla-swingers-bliss-cruise-review-2025-220x220.png 220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c92c4cd highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"c92c4cd\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-54f740d elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"54f740d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83e\uddd1\u200d\ud83d\udcbb Pre-Bliss: Start Early, Be Flirty<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c30a28b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"c30a28b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"1086\">Before your suitcase is even zipped, the party has already started online. Join the Bliss Cruise Facebook groups as soon as you&#8217;re booked. It&#8217;s the easiest way to start making connections, scoping out who&#8217;s on your floor, and getting your name and face out there. Don\u2019t be shy\u2014post a flirty pic, comment on someone else\u2019s theme outfit idea, or start a countdown thread. These virtual interactions often turn into real-life drinks, dates, or sexy elevator chats once onboard. Think of it as pre-gaming for the party of the year, but with better lighting and fewer clothes.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-783ebec highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"783ebec\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d54234f elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"d54234f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\u2708\ufe0f Packing & Flying Tips<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-97b1327 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"97b1327\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"1318\" data-end=\"1962\">Do yourself a favor and fly in at least 2 days early. We\u2019ve heard the horror stories &#8211; flights cancelled, people getting bumped, and one poor couple who had to rent a car and drive 16 hours just to catch the ship in time. That\u2019s not sexy. Build in some breathing room so you arrive rested, relaxed, and ready to strip down, not stress out. Also, pack smart. Cram as many essentials into your carry-on as you can &#8211; theme outfits, meds, makeup, condoms, lube, maybe a backup harness (you know, the usual). Lost luggage is rare, but not unheard of.\u00a0<\/p><p data-start=\"1964\" data-end=\"2318\"><strong>PRO TIP: <\/strong>Yes, you can smuggle booze onboard. Ask us how we know &#8211; we\u2019re 3 for 3. Order those Rum Runner bladders off Amazon and pack them deep in the folds of your checked bags. If they\u2019re confiscated, the bags go to \u201cbooze jail,\u201d but the liquor gets returned to you at the end of the cruise. It\u2019s not foolproof, but let\u2019s just say\u2026 it\u2019s effective.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e6678e4 highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e6678e4\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f58aca5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"f58aca5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udea2 Embarkation: Chill, Don\u2019t Sprint<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1cc226a elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"1cc226a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"2361\" data-end=\"2880\">If your dream is to be day-drunk at noon and aggressively attacking the buffet by 12:05pm, you do you. But we opt for a leisurely 1pm embarkation, and here\u2019s why &#8211; no line. Zero stress. We waltz through the lax TSA-style screening (which, let\u2019s be honest, could definitely miss a few extra bottles of bubbly in your bag), and head straight to our stateroom. Rooms open around 1pm, bags arrive shortly after, and then it\u2019s time to decorate that door and pour that first drink.<\/p><p data-start=\"2882\" data-end=\"3080\"><strong>PRO TIP:<\/strong> If you\u2019re around early, drop your bags before your check-in time. 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Don't Miss!\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"elementor-icon-box-description\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tBliss Cruise Part 1\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a80b6ee elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"a80b6ee\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udf7d Dining: Choose Your Adventure<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b2e36bb elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b2e36bb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"229\" data-end=\"555\">Main dining is a whole experience &#8211; 2 to 3 hours of food, flirtation, and full-blown promenade peacocking. It\u2019s a great place to meet new people, especially if you ask to sit at a large, random group table. Conversations can start over cocktails and end in the playroom. That said, if you\u2019re trying to make the most of theme night action and don\u2019t want to sit through five courses, we recommend the buffet. You can eat in costume, be in and out in 30 minutes, and still make your 8\u201310pm promenade rounds looking fabulous. Only exception? Formal night. That\u2019s when we do main dining too &#8211; grab some listeners and make it a raucous affair. Come find us!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2bfd725 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"2bfd725\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udfad Shows: Skip or Strip?<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bc75bed elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"bc75bed\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"1103\" data-end=\"1441\">Let\u2019s be real &#8211; the ice show and Lumina are probably stunning. But are we really here for elegant lighting design and interpretive dance? Nah. That\u2019s for the vanilla cruisers. We&#8217;re rocky road with sprinkles, a cherry on top, and maybe a few edible pasties. That said, shoutout to the newer, raunchier shows\u2014like the male revue and other adult-themed performances. Those? Worth showing up for, especially if you want to see a different kind of magic happen on stage. Just don\u2019t expect every show to match the naughty vibe you came for. Some are great for a break between drinks and debauchery. Others? Better skipped in favor of a hot tub rendezvous.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-da7ecbd elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"da7ecbd\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udf89 Themes: Go Big or Stay Invisible<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3955c67 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"3955c67\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"2084\">We say it every year, every cruise, and every time someone tells us \u201cI\u2019m kind of shy\u2026\u201d: <strong data-start=\"4620\" data-end=\"4646\">GO BIG ON THEME NIGHTS<\/strong>. It\u2019s the ultimate icebreaker. That feathered headdress or rhinestone jockstrap might be the reason someone walks up to say hello.\u00a0Especially if you\u2019re an introvert, theme outfits do the talking for you. Own the promenade from 8\u201310pm, strut your stuff, make eye contact, and enjoy the attention. After that, everyone disappears into the night: some to dance parties in Studio B, others to karaoke, shows, or <em data-start=\"5127\" data-end=\"5154\">straight to the playrooms<\/em>. Where you go is up to you &#8211; but start strong and themed to thrill.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-430a2d3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"430a2d3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"412\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/funny-theme-outfit-meme.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-9237 lazyload\" alt=\"\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/funny-theme-outfit-meme.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/funny-theme-outfit-meme-300x247.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/412;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-01fb055 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"01fb055\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83d\udcda Seminars: Mixed Bag of Tricks<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-56cc2d0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"56cc2d0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"2537\" data-end=\"2838\">Seminars are kind of like swinging itself\u2014some hit, some miss. We&#8217;ve heard great things about \u201cPleasuring the Penis\u201d and \u201cPleasuring the Pearl.\u201d They&#8217;re educational, lighthearted, and sometimes even hands-on (though not <em data-start=\"5480\" data-end=\"5486\">that<\/em> kind of hands-on). The orgy workshop? Meh. The idea of being randomly matched for a group experience just doesn&#8217;t hit for us. If you&#8217;re curious, definitely try one out. And hey, if you walk out with some new techniques, feel free to show Leo what you learned. He\u2019s a very enthusiastic test subject.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3e413a8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"3e413a8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\u2600\ufe0f Pool Parties: Hot, Wild & Worth It<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1b34d09 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"1b34d09\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"2537\" data-end=\"2838\">The daytime pool scene is pure fun &#8211; playmakers hyping the crowd, music bumping, drinks flowing, and a delightful spectrum of clothing (or lack thereof). Some are topless, some fully nude, some just rocking the world\u2019s tiniest swimsuits. Everyone is vibing. But be warned: day drinking + sun = nap city. If you party too hard before sunset, you might miss the real magic that starts around 10pm. So hydrate, pace yourself, and maybe schedule a little siesta. The goal is to be fully charged when the dance floors, playrooms, and wild energy kick into high gear.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1d5d24b elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"1d5d24b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\u270c\ufe0f Debarkation: Late Is Great<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-49817b2 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"49817b2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"2537\" data-end=\"2838\">One last tip from your favorite smugglers &#8211; don\u2019t book an early flight. Plan to fly out at 3pm or later, or better yet, the next day. That way, you can be one of the last people off the ship while Malcolm yells on the PA system, \u201cYou don\u2019t have to go home, but you can\u2019t gotta get the hell up on outta here!\u201d It\u2019s much more chill, no rush, and you won\u2019t be dragging yourself through customs with a hangover and a fanny pack full of regrets. Oh, and fun fact: there are no drug-sniffing dogs hanging around by that time. Ask us how we know.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-926eb70 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"926eb70\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\ud83c\udf51\ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd1e Final Thoughts<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3605fc5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"3605fc5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"2537\" data-end=\"2838\">Bliss is what you make of it. Go big, pack smart, smuggle responsibly (\ud83d\ude09), and wear your glitter like armor. Flirt early, nap strategically, and never underestimate the power of a killer theme outfit. We\u2019ll be the ones on the promenade with a rum runner in one hand, a costume that raises eyebrows, and a look that says <em data-start=\"7370\" data-end=\"7395\">let\u2019s get into some mischief!<\/em><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3c98ff0 highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"3c98ff0\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7539feb elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"7539feb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-column .elementor-spacer-inner{height:var(--spacer-size)}.e-con{--container-widget-width:100%}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer{width:var(--container-widget-width,var(--spacer-size));--align-self:var(--container-widget-align-self,initial);--flex-shrink:0}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container{height:100%;width:100%}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer{height:100%}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer>.elementor-spacer-inner,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer>.elementor-widget-container>.elementor-spacer>.elementor-spacer-inner{height:var(--container-widget-height,var(--spacer-size))}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty{position:relative;min-height:22px;min-width:22px}.e-con-inner>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty .elementor-widget-empty-icon,.e-con>.elementor-widget-spacer.elementor-widget-empty .elementor-widget-empty-icon{position:absolute;top:0;bottom:0;left:0;right:0;margin:auto;padding:0;width:22px;height:22px}<\/style>\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c3b6ccc elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"c3b6ccc\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated <strong>swingers podcast<\/strong> for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb8a5ca e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"cb8a5ca\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b59a73f elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"b59a73f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/bliss-cruise-2025-what-worked-what-flopped-what-got\/id1734698162?i=1000708396193\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"249\" height=\"60\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Untitled-6.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-5921 lazyload\" alt=\"\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 249px; 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(Fun, Irreverent, and Maybe Passably Useful)<\/h3>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4708f3b spotifyplayer elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"4708f3b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<iframe width=\"315\" height=\"560\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jVgi3XENaP8\" title=\"Cruise Smuggling Ep. 1: Vacuum-Packed Victor\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"1\"><\/iframe>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-02b6950 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"02b6950\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blisscruise.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\">Bliss Cruise<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u2013 NO AFFILIATE LINKS. 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Find your Cruise Ship (Oasis\/ Symphony\/ Mariner) and search to see if your cabin has been reviewed.<\/span><\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/boards.cruisecritic.com\/topic\/1167958-royal-caribbean-cabin-information-compilation-no-cabin-questions-posted-here-please\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\">Celebrity Cruise Deck List<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u2013 Click here to uncover a super-secret treasure trove of 54 pages of aggregated user reviews of specific Celebrity cruise line cabins. 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